The Anti-TestsSELF-DISCOVERY. WITH RESERVATIONS.

FOR THE QUIETLY UNIMPRESSED

Funny personality
quizzes for adults.

Meet the habits you prefer to call your personality.

Stories you recognise. Answers you might hesitate to admit. Discover your profile through dry humor, a little satire, and the everyday absurdity of being a person.

Find your quiz

Read the situation. Choose A, B or C. Meet yourself.

Dry humor.Familiar situations.Suspiciously accurate feelings.
THE LATEST TESTSOCIAL MEDIA / EXTREMELY ONLINE
The Great Anti-Social Media Test by Simon Star: a smartphone-shaped cover for a sarcastic personality quiz about oversharing, scrolling habits and online connection.
SCROLLING, OVERSHARING & ONLINE VALIDATION

The Great Anti-Social Media Test

Doomscrolling. Filtered lives. That digital detox you were absolutely going to announce online.

This sarcastic social media personality quiz explores the illusion of connection, the need for likes and the art of leaving a group chat without holding a press conference.

15 questionsA / B / C answers3 profiles
Take the test ↗

Free to play. No account. Your thumb deserves a change of scenery.

CHOOSE YOUR PARTICULAR CONTRADICTION

A little too relatable.

Fifteen tests. Fifteen familiar contradictions.
Choose the one that sounds like you.

01SOCIAL MEDIA
The Great Anti-Social Media Test by Simon Star: a smartphone-shaped cover for a sarcastic personality quiz about oversharing, scrolling habits and online connection.

The Great
Anti-Social Media Test

For anyone who has ever said “one more post” and accidentally met tomorrow.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
02CONSUMPTION
The Great Anti-Consumption Test by Simon Star: a satirical shopping personality quiz, with shopping bags, gifts and a bank card on the cover.

The Great
Anti-Consumption Test

For the person whose next purchase will definitely be the last thing they need.

Buying, wanting & needing lessTake the test ↗
03PARENTING
The Great Anti-Perfectionism Test, Parent Edition by Simon Star: a parent perfectionism quiz, with hands held together and gold cracks on the cover.

The Anti-Perfectionism
Test: Parent Edition

A gentler look at the pressure to get everything right, even when nobody asked you to.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
04THE FESTIVE SEASON
Not a Christmas Quiz by Simon Star: black-and-white cover of a cynical holiday self-test for adults about Christmas expectations and forced festive fun.

Not a
Christmas Quiz

Mandatory cheer. Optional enthusiasm. Discover your particular way of surviving festive fun.

28 questions · 3 holiday profilesTake the test ↗
05DAILY ROUTINE
The Great Anti-Routine Test by Simon Star: red lettering and a calendar with crossed-out days on the cover of a sarcastic quiz about daily habits and life on autopilot.

The Great
Anti-Routine Test

For anyone whose Monday reset has been postponed until next Monday. Again.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
06SUCCESS PRESSURE
The Great Anti-Success Test by Simon Star: a question-mark-headed office worker beneath flying paperwork on a turquoise cover for a sarcastic quiz about ambition and hustle culture.

The Great
Anti-Success Test

For anyone who turned relaxing into a goal and is somehow behind schedule.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
07SELF-HELP CULTURE
The Great Anti-Therapy Test cover by Simon Star: a person reclining on a blue couch beneath red lettering, illustrating a cynical quiz about self-help and wellness culture.

The Great
Anti-Therapy Quiz

For anyone whose inner child apparently needs a premium subscription.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
08MOTIVATION
The Great Anti-Motivation Test by Simon Star: a coffee cup on an olive-green and orange cover for a sarcastic quiz about ambition, productivity culture and doing less.

The Great
Anti-Motivation Test

For anyone whose vision board has started to feel like a threat.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
09FRIENDSHIP
The Great Anti-Friend Book by Simon Star: orange and navy lettering on a lavender cover, a humorous field guide to imperfect friends and modern friendship.

The Great
Anti-Friend Quiz

For anyone with difficult friends. And a suspicious number of familiar habits.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
10RELATIONSHIPS
The Great Anti-Couple Book by Simon Star: orange and navy title lettering on a green cover for a warm, humorous look at modern love and relationships.

The Great
Anti-Couple Quiz

For two people who love each other and still cannot agree on what “fine” means.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
11WORKPLACE
The Great Anti-Work Book by Simon Star: orange and navy lettering on a pale blue cover about modern productivity and keeping your lunch break.

The Great
Anti-Work Quiz

For anyone whose lunch break has been rescheduled as a quick catch-up.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
12PARTNER SUPPORT
The Great Anti-Menopause Guide by Simon Star: red and gold lettering with a blue thermometer on a pale blue cover, written for men supporting their partners.

The Great
Anti-Menopause Quiz

For men who care, want to help, and may need to put the imaginary clipboard down.

8 questions · 3 support profilesTake the test ↗
13LOVE & LONGING
The Great Anti-Love Book by Simon Star: red lettering above a quiet blue waterfront, with the line “For those who feel too much, and pretend they don’t.”

The Great
Anti-Love Quiz

For anyone who mistook “Hey” for character development and approved a sequel.

8 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
14FAMILY CHAOS
The Great Anti-Family Book by Simon Star: orange and navy lettering on a tan cover, a humorous field guide to relatives and everyday family chaos.

The Great
Anti-Family Quiz

For anyone with exhausting relatives and absolutely no part in the problem. Obviously.

15 questions · 3 profilesTake the test ↗
15PERFECTIONISM
The Great Anti-Perfectionism Test by Simon Star: black title lettering on white marble crossed by gold cracks, a reflective quiz about perfectionism and self-worth.

The Great
Anti-Perfectionism Test

For anyone who would like to relax, once they have worked out how to do it correctly.

15 questions · 3 profiles · General editionTake the test ↗

A SIMPLE PROCESS. A COMPLICATED HUMAN.

How the tests work.

A.

Read the situation.

Take your time with the story. The awkward details are part of the experience.

B.

Choose your answer.

Pick A, B or C. Go with the response that sounds most like you, even if you wish it didn’t.

C.

Meet your profile.

Your answers lead to one of three profiles. A little recognition. Perhaps a raised eyebrow.

Made for entertainment and self-reflection. These are not clinical or diagnostic assessments.

BEHIND THE ANTI-TESTS

Special tests.
Suspiciously familiar people.

Some quizzes tell you that you are a loyal dolphin. Ours are more interested in why you bought storage boxes to organize things you should not have bought.

I’m Ronald, creator of the Anti-series under the name Simon Star. Expect funny personality quizzes for adults, dry humor and the occasional uncomfortable moment of recognition. The Parent Edition takes a gentler approach. Not every subject needs a roast.

Meet the maker ↗

A SMALL AMOUNT OF CLARITY

Questions before
the questions?

How profiles work, whether you can come back later, and why this is not a scientific diagnosis of your shopping basket.

Read the FAQ ↗

YOUR PEOPLE. THEIR VERY SPECIFIC HABITS.

A custom quiz.
US$200. Plenty of personality.

A birthday party icebreaker before the party. An office celebration without another microphone. A family reunion activity that does not require everyone to sit down at the same time.

Ten short questions, three profiles and a dedicated online page. Send the link before the event, or afterward as a personalized party keepsake.

Explore custom quizzes

One revision round · 90 days online

CONTACT SIMON

Got a test idea?
That sounds like a symptom.

There is a whole Anti-series waiting to become online tests. There is also room for the wonderfully specific thing you think deserves its own quiz. Tell me what people do, what they pretend they do, and where the two become entertainingly different.

For a company or family quiz, tell me about the occasion, your group and when you would like it ready. A few good anecdotes are more useful than a 40-slide presentation. Mercifully.

Suggest an idea or ask about a quiz ↗