Cynical love personality quiz: The Great Anti-Love Quiz

Two good dates. One vague message. An entire imaginary future currently awaiting planning permission.

This cynical love personality quiz explores dating, romantic projection, overthinking and the spectacular effort involved in pretending you do not care. Eight familiar scenes. Three ways to make things unnecessarily interesting.

Inspired by The Great Anti-Love Book by Simon Star, these new A/B/C questions ask about your own reactions. Single, dating or looking back: answer as the person you recognise, not the person who gives excellent advice to friends.

8 questions · 3 satirical profiles · Around 5–7 minutes. A new quiz adaptation of the book’s eight chapters. For entertainment and self-reflection, not an attachment test or compatibility assessment. Progress is saved in this browser when storage is available.